so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
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i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
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Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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