I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Couch. On fire.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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