everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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