at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
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You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
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Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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