As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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