You're my little dorito
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
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dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
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