Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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