look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
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Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Life without a bra equals bliss.
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Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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