She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
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its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
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also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
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Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
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