No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
he shaved USA in his pubs
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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