Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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