but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
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