Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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