Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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