Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
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its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
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Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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