he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
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I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
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it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I think people are normalizing furries
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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