Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
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I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
How's work?
Spinning.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
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There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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