it was like his penis was on wheels.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
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im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
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Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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