this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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