you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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