I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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