The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
We named our party play list daddy issues
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
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The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
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Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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