Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
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THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
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Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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