And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
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