life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
