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(614): View more from Ohio

I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?

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(704): View more from North Carolina

oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?

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you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.

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(207): View more from Maine

reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face

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(609): View more from New Jersey

he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.

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(804): View more from Virginia

No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?

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(863): View more from Florida

The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.

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Worth it.

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(847): View more from Illinois

That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.

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