she was so not down for the gang bang
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
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