It's Friday. Sex?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
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went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
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25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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