When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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