K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
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It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
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Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
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