Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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