Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
