Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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