She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
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after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
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No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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