My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
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There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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