I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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