Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
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I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
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what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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