I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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