How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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