She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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