i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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