I just cut my nipple shaving
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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