You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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