In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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