Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Randomize
