...so i touched it.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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