I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
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I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
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That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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