Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
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you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
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Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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