Do vagina's smell?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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