Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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