You smell like stripper and shame
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
there is glitter all over my balls
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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