There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
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You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
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seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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